BUNNY GIGGLES

1) What do you call a dinosaur that has one eye and is after you for lunch?

     (DOYOUTHINKHESORUS)

2) What is the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?

     (One Gets KNOCKED IN, the other gets KNOCKED OUT!

3) What goes zzub, zzub, zzub, zzub...?

     (A bee flying backwards)

4) What is the quickest way to count cows?

     (Use a COW-culator)

5) BOY : Who loses its HEAD EVERY MORNING?

    (GIRL: A PILLOW!)

6) Scarecrow: Please fellows, look scared or I'll lose my job!